How to Be Consciously Caustic
Yes, this sounds like an oxymoron, along the lines of "constructive criticism." If it's criticism, it's hard to hear it as "constructive". And if someone is being caustic — a notch beyond critical — how could this possibly be construed as conscious?
Let your actions speak louder than words. Don't be caustic, use it.
We're referring to XSORB Caustic Neutralizing Absorbent. Not only is XSORB Caustic non-toxic and environmentally friendly — very conscious for a spill clean up agent — it instantly neutralizes and absorbs most organic and inorganic caustics spills safely and effectively. (Sounds a lot like a super Spill Hero, doesn't it?)
Once neutralized, you can simply sweep up the spill and dispose of it. Of course, like all Impact Absorbents products, our Caustic Neutralizing Absorbent is non-leaching and meets government regulations for landfill disposal.
Don't let this time of year (or 2020 in general) end with corrosive behaviors. Harsh words can burn bridges, but caustic spill clean up solutions can neutralize the spill and prevent damage.
We haven't yet invented a product that works on caustic commentary, so stay calm, spend time in nature if possible, and keep XSORB Caustic Neutralizing Absorbent on hand for those times when caustic substances spill. Your swift action will speak volumes for those you work with, who will doubtless have kind words for your rapid spill clean up response.