by any other name would smell as sweet.”
The Bay Area has long been known for being progressive, sometimes in the extreme. The city of Berkeley, for instance, recently voted to abolish gender-specific pronouns in favor of more inclusive terminology — not just for people, but for inanimate objects.
This could become a bit unwieldy, not to mention humorous. Right now, they’re planning to replace “manhole cover” with “maintenance hole cover,” and “manpower” with “human effort”. OK, not so bad.
They’re also planning to swap out “sorority” and “fraternity” for “collegiate Greek system residence.” That could become a trifle awkward in everyday conversation. “So, Bill, are you planning to pledge any collegiate Greek system, and if you do, will you stay in the dorms, or move into a collegiate Greek system residence?”
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