You’re So Square (Baby I Don’t Care)

The tune was written for Elvis, and recorded by him as well as a slew of other famous musicians, including the Beatles, Joni Mitchell, and Buddy Holly. And while Elvis sings, “You’re so square/Baby I don’t care,” we want you to know there’s one type of square we care about a lot, and we want you to care about it, too.

We’re talking about spill squares, our Floor Safety Spill Pads that slip conveniently into a smock or pants pocket, to be deployed where and when they’re needed. This is spill clean up on the go for busy business professionals. And while they’re not exactly square — the measurement is 6 ¾” x 7″ — most of us are not exactly Elvis, either. But that doesn’t mean we can’t belt out a tune or hit the dance floor with the best of them.

Speaking of which, if your job involves keeping dance floors squeaky clean, keep Floor Safety Pads handy, for when that drink trying to defy gravity slips off the edge of the table, or the person attempting to carry one too many items back to their table has an incident.

The spill squares are on it:

  • One pad absorbs up to 16 ounces
  • Absorbs liquid spills in seconds
  • Absorbs common liquid spills such as soda, coffee, juice, and water
  • Leaves floors clean, dry, non-sticky and slip-resistant.


So go ahead, be as square as you want. We live in inclusive times. Just remember, even if nobody cares how square you are, they’ll care about safety and cleanliness. Keep the Floor Safety Spill Pads as your secret squares available at all times, and you won’t need to care about any mishaps, wherever they occur.

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