Recently on The Ellen Show, TV talk show host Ellen DeGeneres aired several funny segments in which Millennials attempted to use devices popular in the pre-digital age. Such as a rotary phone. The willing 17-year-old successfully dialed all seven digits — and then picked up the handset to a dial tone, much to the amusement of the audience, some of whom were actually old enough to remember how a rotary phone works.
Then she asked a 22-year-old to tune a station on a boom box (fail), insert a piece of paper into a manual typewriter and type a message (success!), and attempt to load a roll of film into a 35 mm camera (oops). One out of three wasn’t bad.
These analog adventures make for good television ratings. But how many of you are still using analog spill clean up in the digital age? Paper towels? A bucket and mop? That’s so last century.
Yet even in the last century (since 1992, to be precise), Impact Absorbents was pioneering innovative spill clean up and spill containment solutions that not only do the job right, but also:
- Do not harm the environment
- Protect your employees and customers
- Save time and labor
- Are as economical as they are effective.
Safety, Effectiveness, Efficiency
It all began with XSORB Universal, the non-toxic dry formula spill clean up that absorbs all types of liquids and semi-liquids on contact, making it easy to simply sweep spills away. Whether you’re dealing with syrup, sugary liquids, oil, or grease, XSORB Universal:
- Leaves floors completely dry and non-slippery, preventing slips and falls.
- Is FDA approved for use around food.
- Absorbs 7.5 times more than clay.
- Absorbs 4 to 5 quarts.
- Comes in a transparent bottle with easy-to-grip side-handle.
And that was just the start. Today, with over 500 premier products and a network of knowledgeable sales and customer support professionals, we’re able to provide a complete response to your spill clean up needs in an ever-evolving industry.
Don’t be left handling spill clean up with analog tools in a digital world. Spill Hero is here to provide spill containment and spill clean up solutions for the third millennium. And you don’t even need a smartphone to use them.
